the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD