beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via thegayteen)

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via fuckinq)

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

(Source: nosdrinker, via turn-the-paiges)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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definitely in the Top 10 dumbest posts made by me

(via turn-the-paiges)